YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN HICKSVILLE WHEN...

1) There is nothing automated at the local station, including ticket booths and PA announcements.
2) Train doors are MANUAL. Very painful when you have heavy luggage (see pic).
3) No elevators or escalators to get to platforms.
4) No heated toilet seats. In fact, no seats whatsoever (crouching style) and no TP.
5) Zero desire or pressure to wear makeup in an otherwise very appearancd-conscious nation:D6) There isn't a coffee shop in town. Seriously. Well, there is, but it's only open from June through September.
7) Like, of course it's natural for every household to have a vehicle-style snow remover.

:::mobile update:::